Showing posts with label Vocabulary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vocabulary. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Vocab for 4/6/10

Dissertasteless
adj. Having no dissertation or being without much dissertation. Lacking in essential material for graduation (e.g. a thesis or dissertation, requisite to completion of an advanced degree).
e.g. I have found my life to be rather dissertasteless as of recent, and am becoming more scared about the next month.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Vocab for 3/12/10

Hemophilifixed
v. The act of making so many changes to so many parts of a shared Microsoft Office file (i.e. Word document, Powerpoint presentation, etc.) that the next author to open views such a plethora of red that it appears as though the author was drafting the document next to a hemophiliac with a nervous shake attempting to shave for the first time, with no water or cream, on stage, in front of 20,000 hecklers.
e.g. Upon seeing all those red changes marked-up in my document it looks like the editor really hemophilifixed my manuscript for me.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Vocab for 2/24/10

Agrumblement
n- The act of both agreeing and grumbling or murmuring against the person or action to which one is agreeing.
e.g. The man nodded his head in agrumblement as his boss told him he was needed to be doing more work right now.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Vocab 2/18

Dungeon Dwelling
v. The act of hanging out in a dungeon-esque locale. Usually associated with subterranea and a lack of basic necessities (e.g. Sunlight, social interactions, cell phone reception, warmth).
e.g. Well, since I have 32 images to look at on the microscope I plan to take up dungeon dwelling full time.

Chris

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Vocab for 2/16/10

Muesday
n. The day of the week that comes into existence only on a 4-day work week. It is to be more dreaded than a normal day as it has been known to not only possess the evil traits of Monday, but also has the ability to slow down time making a 4-day work week feel like a 40-day work week.
e.g. I can't believe it is only 10:30 AM on Muesday and I have enough work to last two weeks.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Vocab for 2/6/10

Succep Backward
n. The moment in which one seems to achieve a modicum of success only to realize that it is, in fact, a movement in the reverse direction of the intended endpoint.
e.g. The fact that the experiment worked is a real succep backwards for my dissertation.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Vocabulary (aka WotW)

We (the staff) feel it is necessary to rename the Word of the Week posts to "Vocabulary" due to the frequency of new words needing to be dissemniated.

So without further ado...

Motivisery
n. The drive, by force of misery, to get things done. Often associated with a feeling of, "either do this or suffer more." May often be found in electronic mail format or public reprimand from superiors. Also associated with dread and helplessness. A common trait amongst people who are trying to get a dreaded thing out of the way.
e.g. Man that e-mail from my boss really gave me the motivisery to finish that experiment so I can graduate.